*me looking at pets foot*: Perfect. Such tiny delicate construction. This is the greatest foot I've ever seen, and you have 4 of them! Well done!
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
August 19th - Happy Birthday Clark Baxtresser!
Kim Kardashian (2015) x Leslie Knope (2009)